New Shartford
New Hartford, NY, home to a large number of low-quality restaurants. A meal in New Shartford is likely to cause indigestion and gastrointestinal distress, up to and including sharts.
"Hey, we're getting Moe's for lunch."
"Going to New Shartford, huh? I'll come with you, but let me change out of my good underwear."
"Going to New Shartford, huh? I'll come with you, but let me change out of my good underwear."
New Shartford
New Hartford, NY, home to a large number of low-quality restaurants. A meal in New Shartford is likely to cause indigestion and gastrointestinal distress, up to and including sharting.
"Hey, wanna go to New Shartford for lunch?"
"Sure, just let me change out of my good underwear first."
"Sure, just let me change out of my good underwear first."