new springfield

The place is filled with rednecks and red neck wannabes. There school not only have a yearly donkey basketball game when the players ride donkeys, but they also have a yearly tractor day where everyone drives there tractors to school. Which the wannabes just have there fucking ride lawnmowers. The roads are shit, the cops are petty as fuck, and if you don’t grow corn then why the fuck are you there? But they do have a subway.