Newville PA
Piece of shit town. Nuff' said. All you can do is eat shitty pizza, watch shitty football games, go to a shitty school, and newville girls are a synonym for newville pizza. Cops are dickheads and the tree is horrible. WARNING: Visitors prone to experience fits of rage from experiencing such a shitty town.
Kid 1: Where we going, man?
Kid 2: Newville PA
Kid 1: I fuckin' hate that piece of shit town.
Kid 2: Newville PA
Kid 1: I fuckin' hate that piece of shit town.