New York sober
When an individual doesn’t drink, but uses cocaine.
A: Why does Nick keep jingling his keys and going to the bathroom every 20 minutes?
B: Oh, he’s New York sober now.
B: Oh, he’s New York sober now.
New York Sober
Like California Sober, except instead of only smoking weed, you only smoke cigarettes.
Jane: “Why is Joe standing outside of the bar chainsmoking? He hasn’t even gotten a beer, why’d he even come?”
Jim: “Oh yeah, he’s New York Sober.”
Jim: “Oh yeah, he’s New York Sober.”
New York Sober
When you drink and do coke, but not heroin.
Guy 1: "How's sobriety goin'?"
Michelle: "I'm New York Sober"
Guy 1: "What"
Michelle: "I'm New York Sober"
Guy 1: "What"