nibbalations
Nibbalations is the unwritten yet also written book that never made it to the Bible. Some of the best verses of this book include Nibbalations 6:9 "She belongs to the streets"; Nibbalations 7:35 "If thou break the bro code, u bro no mo"; and finally Nibbalations 23:12 "If you late to the sesh, f*** you ni**a". Jesus Christ actually approves of this message, but it never made it into the bible because black people couldn't read or write back then.
Ay bro, you read Nibbalations 9:16? It says "If A Nigga Can Give You All His Time He Ain't Getting No Money".