Nibitika
Also goes by Nibi. Easily one of the most wild, random, indecisive people you'll ever meet, but they're so so SO fun to be around. Often can be found in a thrift store or buying Starbucks, Nibi is one of the only people who can seem so intelligent yet so dumb at the same time, and you wonder how they do it. They also love things like Marvel and Brooklyn Nine-Nine, and thinks that coffee is a personality trait. Everyone needs a Nibi in their life.
"Man I would kill for some Starbucks right now"
"Don't be a Nibitika dude"
"Don't be a Nibitika dude"