baby armadillo

When a male succumbs to a female in a pure act of lustful romance, by locking his wrists and ankles together, while on his back allowing the female to suckle at his anal buffet. To intensify the experience while the female is licking the baby armadillos bum hole the male should lightly rock back and forth on his back in a soothing motion. Extra points are awarded if a fart is inserted into the females oral cavity.