Nickamortis
A very sexy man that enjoys to watch Watchmen and smoke a nice cigar. He also likes to say "Yo diggity" when he joins people's Ventrilo channels, and then mutes his Ventrilo shortly after so he can catch up on the most recent episode of "Californiacation"
That guy? He's totally a Nickamortis. Can't you tell from that signature cigar that is in his mouth?