Nick Bluetooth
The main character from Galidor: Defenders of the Outer Dimension. Stronger then Thanos, and even Chuck Norris. Can Glinch his appendages to match those of alien creatures.
Sam: "If you could be a super hero, who would you be?"
Me: "Obviously Nick Bluetooth, who else is even an option?"
Me: "Obviously Nick Bluetooth, who else is even an option?"