Nick Keaveny
A person who has a face that largely resembles a human face. He has 2 ears and a nose. it is a nose. He has two eyes that are a certain color and sometimes sneezes out of his nose, not his eyes. He plays football with is two arms and a has a spam javelin. He particularly enjoys being joysticked
I'm gonna get my spam javelin joysticked, just like Nick Keaveny always does.