Nick Lacheyed

verb. when you get married and you have substantially more money than your partner so you get a prenuptial agreement, only for your partner to gain money as you lose yours and when the divorce is finalized it is actually you that have screwed yourself out of a good chunk of money.

Lucky bastard who not only gets to fuck Jessica Simpson whenever he wants to, but also has a lot of money.

Husband of ditsy Jessica Simpson. He used to be a member of the band "98 degrees" but then went solo. He now shows off his steroid body on Newlyweds, an MTV reality show following the lives of dumb blonde Simpson and "normal" Lachey.

the guy who realized that no one cared about him and his shitty band 98 degrees anymore, so he married another pop star who no one cared about, jessica simpson. they made a shitty show where jessica was a dumbass, and now they're rich and famous.

It is tough because he was in a boyband everyone was 98% sure was gay, when he went solo he sounds like he was castrated, yet he gets to bang jessica simpson...its not fair he is a fagbag!

(verb.) getting dumped in an email and feeling worthless enough to write a desperate song about ur feelings to try to get that person back. Very heartbroken

an extremely hot guy whose marriage with jessica simpson ended after she cheated on him. man she is stupid. hes very sweet and loved jessica simpson more than jessica ever loved him. he is from ohio and one of his best friends is his brother, who is also hot but not as hot as nick lachey...id say he is more cute.