nickocrite
a hypocrite who lives with you, does the exact same things as you, but doesn't like it when you are drunker than they are.
My man fell out of a chair last week at a party and is criticizing my drinking; what a Nickocrite.
Nickocrite
Someone who is a hypocrite, lives with you, and is a taker.
My man is such a Nickocrite. He calls me an alcoholic all the time, but fell off the chair within minutes being at my friend's party yesterday. Ugh...Nikcocrite!