Nick Waldron
A species of small chimp which dwells in the nether regions of the North Saharan Desert. It fornicates not with its own species but with the larger sand beetles and termites who live under the sand.
"I was trekking in the desert when I saw a Nick Waldron"
"Was it copulating with a sand beetle?"
"Yes..."
"Was it copulating with a sand beetle?"
"Yes..."