baby breeder
An inwardly unattractive female who has to become pregnant to get a man. Without his sperm she would not have a house, any material goods or be accepted by the other unattractive baby breeders.
My baby breeder friend just purchased her new chest flotation devices and mini van road hog with her sperm donors bank account. She is working on her next million dollar toe tag to ensure she keeps her sperm donors bank account in check.