Nigerian Hot Dog

When a male douses his erect penis in chocolate and receives oral and/or anal sex from his female partner.
The couple then uses the russian dishwasher. To top things off, the male gives the female a hot lunch.
The chocolate from the penis, the man's cum, and his feces creates an unbelievably delicious meal.

It is a dog and if it sees you or catches you outside and you don't run then it will chase you down and fuck you. If you successfully run away then it will find someone else to fuck.