Babycoccitis
A debilitating condition in which a man's penis resembles that of a infant child's. In extreme cases, the genitalia is so small it appears to belong to an unborn fetus.
"Bro, I saw Todd's dick at the gym and it looked like a Tic-Tac!"
"Ya man, he's got a bad case of babycoccitis"
"Ya man, he's got a bad case of babycoccitis"