Baby Creamsicle
When a man is having sex with a pregnant woman and as the man is about to climax the baby crowns and the man procedes to ejaculate on the baby's face.
Congratulations you had a baby boy, sorry I just gave it a "baby creamsicle".
You know the baby is healthy because it cried when I gave it a baby creamsicle.
I didn't mind when you shit on the drapes, I didn't mind when you pissed on my rug, but no one performs a "baby creamsicle" on my child.
You know the baby is healthy because it cried when I gave it a baby creamsicle.
I didn't mind when you shit on the drapes, I didn't mind when you pissed on my rug, but no one performs a "baby creamsicle" on my child.