Niggatronium
Niggatronium is a recently discovered element. It consists of N= 500 neutrons, and Z= 1 proton. On the scientific periodic table of elements it is denoted Nga. It is an extremely heavy element. Nga has the property of absorbing all incident light. Nga is an element that was discovered at a remote accelerator facility in Nigeria.
Man 1: "Yo nigga yo light don't work!"
Man 2: "Chill nigga, I be made of straight Niggatronium"
Man 2: "Chill nigga, I be made of straight Niggatronium"