Baby dog

sexy book smart chick that typically wears glasses and bright red lipstick, she has big boobs although you can see her ribcage when she takes her top off. Don't take her downtown because she has zero street smarts. You will also have to teach a baby dog a lot in bed because she is inexperienced. check her ID because baby dogs are sometimes under 18

A puppy or adult dog (preferably adopted from a shelter) that a couple (usually Caucasian) gets shortly after marriage as "test case" for how they will manage a Baby.

Pre-baby dogs are often showered with affection, toys, and clothing in extreme cases.

Pre-baby dogs are also usually the preferred topic of conversation amongst these newly-weds. They are often included (inappropriately) in social functions, on vacations, on Christmas cards, and on restaurant patios.

Many pre-baby dogs spend their days at "doggie day care", pet ranches, or have arranged play dates with other pre-baby dogs.

A person who is both king of jerks, and babies.

A canine mammal purchased by a newlywed couple to be used as training for eventually having children. This custom is typically practiced by college-educated Caucasian Americans.

One of the worst videos on Youtube

When your adult dog that is cute, cuddly, spoiled, treated like a loved baby, and is constantly at your side, is suddenly in the mood to be a strong independent man dog who don't need nobody.