Niggerophelia

The disease of being a Nigger. Symptoms include loss of job, dark skin, inability to wear pants at waste, dyslexia, illiteracy, poverty, inability to correctly wear hats, shrinking so no clothes fit right, extreme love of shoes, sudden craving for foods such as fried chicken, watermelon, and other cheap foods, ridiculous baby names, inability to annunciate, fear of job resumes, malaria, std's, and inability to 'keep it in there pants'. this disease is extremely contagious and many who have it are shunned in society.