Baby Einstein

Toddler who is already reading and doing things that are beyond his or her age. Also, the best darned direct to video children's series from my childhood.

Person 1: Wow! I can't believe your kid is reading that board book to the other children, and he is only 2 years old!

Person 2: I know right? That's my Baby Einstein alright!

Baby Einstein Vegetable

A child who has been raised on Baby Einstein Videos resulting in social, linguistic, and mental retardation.

The Baby Einstein Videos atrophied Edgars neural connections and now he is a Baby Einstein Vegetable.

俚语	baby einstein
释义	Baby Einstein Toddler who is already reading and doing things that are beyond his or her age. Also, the best darned direct to video children's series from my childhood. Person 1: Wow! I can't believe your kid is reading that board book to the other children, and he is only 2 years old! Person 2: I know right? That's my Baby Einstein alright! Baby Einstein Vegetable A child who has been raised on Baby Einstein Videos resulting in social, linguistic, and mental retardation. The Baby Einstein Videos atrophied Edgars neural connections and now he is a Baby Einstein Vegetable.
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