Night Host
What does a night host do, you ask? A night host is that jackass who sits in your dorm at night and asks you if you live there. When confronted by scum like this, the appropriate response is "Fuck You," or "Eat shit."
"Hey Mike, got a job yet?"
"Yeah man, I'm a night host."
"Fuck you."
"Yeah man, I'm a night host."
"Fuck you."