Nightlight Clown
Proverbial creeper. Stalker. Pervert. Invalid. Not having any personal essential attributes or qualities. Idiot of the "people" of America! Basically, one of you! And one of me. And one of of poo and one of pee!
The nightlight clown of our little Ole town came down from his roost to get his extra boost, yet what he got is clearly only POOP!