Nightmarrhea

Nightmare-induced diarrhea.

The ghost stories were fun until I had to hose the nightmarrhea out of the tent.

Nightmarrhea

Also known as scared sh!tless.
A very creeping type of diarrhea caused by watching or experiencing scenes of extreme levels of creepiness or elongated exposure to creepiness, this can be photos, videos, real life experiences, or otherwise.
Known for ruining down the legs without being noticed by the owner.
One second you're fine, next thing you know your shoes are soggy,
Like a nightmare you never know when (after exposure) it is gonna get you.
Ideally you want to stay home near a bathroom once you first notice signs for 12 to 24 hrs until it passes, however more stubborn examples have been observed.
There is no known cure.
Exposure therapy can help, but more research is needed.

Boss- "John I see you missed 2 days this week, do you have a doctor's note?"
John- "no sir I had nightmarrhea"
Boss- silence
John- "I watched a few creepipasta videos on Sunday, and later that night I watched signs"
Boss- "oh, is that all? Just don't let that terrible faith happen again.
In my youth that was child's play"

俚语	nightmarrhea
释义	Nightmarrhea Nightmare-induced diarrhea. The ghost stories were fun until I had to hose the nightmarrhea out of the tent. Nightmarrhea Also known as scared sh!tless. A very creeping type of diarrhea caused by watching or experiencing scenes of extreme levels of creepiness or elongated exposure to creepiness, this can be photos, videos, real life experiences, or otherwise. Known for ruining down the legs without being noticed by the owner. One second you're fine, next thing you know your shoes are soggy, Like a nightmare you never know when (after exposure) it is gonna get you. Ideally you want to stay home near a bathroom once you first notice signs for 12 to 24 hrs until it passes, however more stubborn examples have been observed. There is no known cure. Exposure therapy can help, but more research is needed. Boss- "John I see you missed 2 days this week, do you have a doctor's note?" John- "no sir I had nightmarrhea" Boss- silence John- "I watched a few creepipasta videos on Sunday, and later that night I watched signs" Boss- "oh, is that all? Just don't let that terrible faith happen again. In my youth that was child's play"
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