Night wood
when you go to bed with a hard on cause you think of your hot girl friend all the time
before going to bed, he thought of his girlfriend and ended up suffering rom night wood then waking up with morning wood.
Night wood
It's like morning wood, but you get it before going to sleep. It's an erection that just keeps you awake for a while and you can't fall asleep with it. One simply has to work it out.
Mom: Go to sleep honey!
Orlando (to himself): Damn this night wood, I'm really tired and I just want to go to sleep.
Orlando (to himself): Damn this night wood, I'm really tired and I just want to go to sleep.
Night Wood
When you wake up at night cause your sleep schedule is fucked up, you get Night Wood instead of morning wood.
“Ah shit, is it 12:00am? I got night wood.”
“Babe wake up, I got night wood.”
“Babe wake up, I got night wood.”
night wood
morning wood...but it’s at night.
Samantha: *enters the room*
Me: damn I gotta hide this night wood
Me: damn I gotta hide this night wood
Night in the Woods
A quirky indie game made by Infinite Fall and released on PC, Mac, Linux, and PS4. About a college dropout, Mae. After dropping out of college, Mae finds herself in town, but very different from after she left. Take her on sweet adventures and explore the game, also unlock badges.
1. Oh wow, have you play Night in the Woods lately? I have. The Gregg ending is so good!
2. I'm gonna go take a night in the woods, don't mind me.
2. I'm gonna go take a night in the woods, don't mind me.