nigpong

Game which involves wacking the shit out of each other with pingpong balls, served at full speed. The uniform consists of a T-shirt, which must be free, shorts, and socks. Players also must wear helmets. They may use one or two standard ping-pong paddles. The players of this game often tape the spectacle, and wear their welts proudly.

An alternate version of ping pong that uses standard paddles and balls and is played with the cart receptacle as a net in the Walmart parking lot.