Niladric

A powerful being, known to some as a plainclothes god. He always seems to show up when he is needed. Though he is skilled enough to be fine on his own, he chooses to take pity on us mortal men and instead aids us in our plights and troubles. This being feeds simply by absorbing the wisdom of the cosmos. He typically sounds simultaneously mildly intrigued and unconcerned with the fact that we've run out of life support. Voted most likely to PROTIP, and to help those who bother to ask, although usually in a cryptic manner which causes a spiritual journey in the one needing help.