Nimbus 3000 syndrome
(nim-bus- three-thousand- syn-drome, noun. also known as N3S or Gandalf's staff syndrome.) Thinking you are better than someone else and suffering from having a stick the size of a nimbus 3000 up your gluteus maximus. Be warned it spreads quickly, and if you don't think you have it, you do, just for thinking that you don't.
I think I'm so much better than everyone; I have Nimbus 3000 syndrome.