Nintendo Fanboy
A person who praises Nintendo who believes gaming would have died in the 80's if Nintendo wasn't around and thinks less of others who don't prefer Nintendo over games. Usually these unique snowflakes spend more time on internet forums writing essays defending and praising Nintendo, yet these people spend more time online defending a company other than playing games. These people love to bash games like Call of Duty (equally as awful) for being the 'same shit every year" but they buy every release of Super Mario and defend the series and usually end up calling you dumb or not a "real gamer" *cringe intensifies*
Random guy online: I'm not a big Nintendo fan I much prefer Xbox or Playstation because they offer what I want
Nintendo Fanboy: REALLY?! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT GOOD GAMING IS AND HONESTLY YOU SHOULDN'T BE GAMING IF YOU CANT SEE THAT NINTENDO IS WAY BETTER THAN FUCKING MICROSHIT AND SONY
Nintendo fanboy: Nintendo is so mistreated because gamers today are fucking retarded and only want good graphics and a game that offers a gun in their hand
Regular Gamer: Wrong, Nintendo simply doesnt offer good 3rd party support and their 1st party games arent that good to justify buying a Nintendo console. Saying that people only want good graphics and 1st person shooters for not liking what you like is silly.
Nintendo fanboy: OMG YOU FAKE GAMERS ARE ALL THE SAME, YOU PLAY SHIT GAMES WHILE I HAVE A GOOD TASTE IN GAMES LIKE MARIO AND ZELDA. -grammatical errors were intended in this example-
Nintendo Fanboy: REALLY?! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT GOOD GAMING IS AND HONESTLY YOU SHOULDN'T BE GAMING IF YOU CANT SEE THAT NINTENDO IS WAY BETTER THAN FUCKING MICROSHIT AND SONY
Nintendo fanboy: Nintendo is so mistreated because gamers today are fucking retarded and only want good graphics and a game that offers a gun in their hand
Regular Gamer: Wrong, Nintendo simply doesnt offer good 3rd party support and their 1st party games arent that good to justify buying a Nintendo console. Saying that people only want good graphics and 1st person shooters for not liking what you like is silly.
Nintendo fanboy: OMG YOU FAKE GAMERS ARE ALL THE SAME, YOU PLAY SHIT GAMES WHILE I HAVE A GOOD TASTE IN GAMES LIKE MARIO AND ZELDA. -grammatical errors were intended in this example-
nintendo fanboy
some one who claims that anyone who likes the wii is a graphic whore and only appreciates violent games. They also think that all non-nintendo games are mindless shooters.
Gamer: I really don't like the Wii.
NIntendo fanboy: OMG! GRAPHCI WHRE U ONLI APPRESHIATE VILENT GAIMS HOO WANTS TOO PLAI A MIENDLSS GAIM LIEK HALO?
Gamer: I never said anything about the wii's graphics. Yeah, they aren't that good, but that's not the reason I don't like the wii. I don't like halo all the much, and my favorite game for the PS3 is Little Big Planet.
NIntendo fanboy: OMG! GRAPHCI WHRE U ONLI APPRESHIATE VILENT GAIMS HOO WANTS TOO PLAI A MIENDLSS GAIM LIEK HALO?
Gamer: I never said anything about the wii's graphics. Yeah, they aren't that good, but that's not the reason I don't like the wii. I don't like halo all the much, and my favorite game for the PS3 is Little Big Planet.
Nintendo Fanboys
The worst of all fanboys:
A dumbass man child who plays nothing else but Nintendo they clearly goes on the internet finding any forum site that has to do with nintendo related topics "GameFaqs, Disqus, Smashboards etc." Spending all of their time on the forums talking about Nintendo claiming that they are the best gaming company in the world when in reality they they are the least favorite and once someone has one different opinion they throw a massive temper tantrum and is capable of typing an essay in attempt to ruin your life for simply stating that Nintendo is not the greatest by using overused "Go fuck yourself" and "Get A Life" and claim that non-Nintendo gamers jerkoff to other games and use the suicide hotline as a last resort .
They have no lives or friends whatsoever, they are delusional, Worships Nintendo rather than having a religion,Jerks off to Nintendo,very annoying,hypocritical,retard, pedophile idiots in defense of everything Nintendo related that will make Gamers want to stay away from Nintendo and kill off the fanboys.
A dumbass man child who plays nothing else but Nintendo they clearly goes on the internet finding any forum site that has to do with nintendo related topics "GameFaqs, Disqus, Smashboards etc." Spending all of their time on the forums talking about Nintendo claiming that they are the best gaming company in the world when in reality they they are the least favorite and once someone has one different opinion they throw a massive temper tantrum and is capable of typing an essay in attempt to ruin your life for simply stating that Nintendo is not the greatest by using overused "Go fuck yourself" and "Get A Life" and claim that non-Nintendo gamers jerkoff to other games and use the suicide hotline as a last resort .
They have no lives or friends whatsoever, they are delusional, Worships Nintendo rather than having a religion,Jerks off to Nintendo,very annoying,hypocritical,retard, pedophile idiots in defense of everything Nintendo related that will make Gamers want to stay away from Nintendo and kill off the fanboys.
Forum writer:Mario in realism is epic.
Nintendo Fanboy:That is not realism.Realism is boring.All i do is play nintendo and nintendos games are better because real life is boring and sucks.Thank god ""Nintendo Fanboys don't even know who God/Jesus is""Nintendo stays away from that shit.
Gamer:Dude PS4,Xbox one and PC have times more sales than Nintendo, Realism is selling more than Nintendo games anyway.Just like the consoles and their software.And did you say real life is boring.You Suck.
Nintendo Fanboy:OH REALLY!?!?!? WHAT WAHAHAHA.NINTENDO IS SELLS MORE THAN YOUR SHITTY REALISM THAT YOU JERKOFF TO WAHAHAHAHA.NINTENDO IS NUMBAH 1 SO GO FUCK YOUR SELF REALISM AND REAL LIFE IS BORING AND STUPID.YOUR ARGUMENT WAS LAUGHABLE AND PATHETIC WAHAHAHA.GET A FUCKING LIFE YOU TEENAGE DIMWITS THAT DONT PLAY NINTENDO,GOOGLE SUICIDE HOTLINE IT SHOULD HELP YOU OUT.LQCWHBVHJHMHFHBMBEC
Regular person: Dude you have no life.Go play some sports.
Nintendo Fanboy:I HAVE 3 EXTRA LIVES I WILL GET SAKURAI AND MIAMOTO AND REGGIE TO GET YOU FOR DISRESPECTING NINTENDO.ALL YOU DO IS JERKOFF TO THE BALL AND STICK GAME GO FUCK YUR SELF AND USE THE SUICIDE HOTLINE NERD.GO BUY A WII U AND GET A FUCKING LIFE.
Nintendo fanboy has sent 3,000,566,885 messages and was a member on gamefaqs since 2002.
They are the kids that sit by themselves in school and get beat up all the time.
Nintendo Fanboy:That is not realism.Realism is boring.All i do is play nintendo and nintendos games are better because real life is boring and sucks.Thank god ""Nintendo Fanboys don't even know who God/Jesus is""Nintendo stays away from that shit.
Gamer:Dude PS4,Xbox one and PC have times more sales than Nintendo, Realism is selling more than Nintendo games anyway.Just like the consoles and their software.And did you say real life is boring.You Suck.
Nintendo Fanboy:OH REALLY!?!?!? WHAT WAHAHAHA.NINTENDO IS SELLS MORE THAN YOUR SHITTY REALISM THAT YOU JERKOFF TO WAHAHAHAHA.NINTENDO IS NUMBAH 1 SO GO FUCK YOUR SELF REALISM AND REAL LIFE IS BORING AND STUPID.YOUR ARGUMENT WAS LAUGHABLE AND PATHETIC WAHAHAHA.GET A FUCKING LIFE YOU TEENAGE DIMWITS THAT DONT PLAY NINTENDO,GOOGLE SUICIDE HOTLINE IT SHOULD HELP YOU OUT.LQCWHBVHJHMHFHBMBEC
Regular person: Dude you have no life.Go play some sports.
Nintendo Fanboy:I HAVE 3 EXTRA LIVES I WILL GET SAKURAI AND MIAMOTO AND REGGIE TO GET YOU FOR DISRESPECTING NINTENDO.ALL YOU DO IS JERKOFF TO THE BALL AND STICK GAME GO FUCK YUR SELF AND USE THE SUICIDE HOTLINE NERD.GO BUY A WII U AND GET A FUCKING LIFE.
Nintendo fanboy has sent 3,000,566,885 messages and was a member on gamefaqs since 2002.
They are the kids that sit by themselves in school and get beat up all the time.
nintendo fanboy
Retarded person within the Nintendo religion. Would die to defend Nintendo.
Calls Nintendo 'innovative', without knoving what innovative means.
Calls Nintendo 'innovative', without knoving what innovative means.
Nintendo fanboy: xbox 360 and ps3 is teh suxx0r !!!! 11 one wii is innovative ! who the fuck needs a dvd player and internett and bluray ??????
Normal person: What is a Wii?
Nintendo fanboy: OMFGz you r sony fanboy u suxxxxxx0r !!! 111
Normal person: What is a Wii?
Nintendo fanboy: OMFGz you r sony fanboy u suxxxxxx0r !!! 111
Nintendo fanboy
Gamers who spend their free time (and probably their work time) talking about how great Nintendo is; defending the company despite various disastrous business ventures and decisions.
They have plenty of time on their hands to stuff online polls at GameFaq when they involve Nintendo franchises, to explain why companies don't want to develop software for their consoles, why Nintendo is better than Sony and MS when it comes to their bottom line and how Wii was made for them in mind instead of the "people who don't play games".
They are a misguided group, these fanboys.
They have plenty of time on their hands to stuff online polls at GameFaq when they involve Nintendo franchises, to explain why companies don't want to develop software for their consoles, why Nintendo is better than Sony and MS when it comes to their bottom line and how Wii was made for them in mind instead of the "people who don't play games".
They are a misguided group, these fanboys.
Nintendo fanboys are lame, says Scott.
nintendo fanboy
One who obsesses over or worships Nintendo, like it was his God or Religion. Usually over-obsessive and capable of writing a 200 word essay contradicting someone for plainly stating they dislike Nintendo.
Sony Fanboy: "Sony r0xx0rz!"
Nintendo Fanboy: "Oh really? Just so you know, t3h GCN is more powerful than the PS2, doesn't need a DVD Player to draw in people, even though Sony's sucks anyhow, has a better Good to Bad game Ratio than Sony, and..."
Microsoft Fanboy: "Nintendo is for kids, bizatch."
Nintendo Fanboy: "Halo F**ker"
*Sony and Microsoft Fanboys proceed to beat up Nintendo Fanboy*
Nintendo Fanboy: "Oh really? Just so you know, t3h GCN is more powerful than the PS2, doesn't need a DVD Player to draw in people, even though Sony's sucks anyhow, has a better Good to Bad game Ratio than Sony, and..."
Microsoft Fanboy: "Nintendo is for kids, bizatch."
Nintendo Fanboy: "Halo F**ker"
*Sony and Microsoft Fanboys proceed to beat up Nintendo Fanboy*
Nintendo fanboy
Someone who defends Nintendo as if it was his girlfriend.
A person who does not listen to reason and does not shut up about how great Nintendo is when their are in fact bad things about the system.
Yells and cries and throws a HUGE fuss and probibly writes a ten page temper tantrum when somebody simply writes; "Nintendo sucks".
Thinks he's a badass and tries to put down other consoles by posting a bunch of garbage about PS2, XBOX, PSP, etc. When in fact he has no clue what he's talking about and gets mad when people tell him that.
Tries to convince others that Nintendo is better...which shows that this person has NO life whatsoever.
An all around fucking idiot who deserves to have his internet connection taken away from him forver.
A person who does not listen to reason and does not shut up about how great Nintendo is when their are in fact bad things about the system.
Yells and cries and throws a HUGE fuss and probibly writes a ten page temper tantrum when somebody simply writes; "Nintendo sucks".
Thinks he's a badass and tries to put down other consoles by posting a bunch of garbage about PS2, XBOX, PSP, etc. When in fact he has no clue what he's talking about and gets mad when people tell him that.
Tries to convince others that Nintendo is better...which shows that this person has NO life whatsoever.
An all around fucking idiot who deserves to have his internet connection taken away from him forver.
XBOX & PS2 SUCKS! WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO PLAY GAMES LIKE HALO 1 & 2, GTA 3-SA, SILENT HILL 1-4, HALF LIFE 1 & 2, MGS 2 & 3, FINAL FANTASY 7-11, MAX PAYNE 1 & 2, DEVIL MAY CRY, FABLE, FATAL FRAME, DARK CLOUD 1 & 2 AND OTHER GAMES LIKE THAT WHEN NINTENDO'S GAMES ARE 5 TRILLION BILLION MILLION TIMES BETTER! STFU, YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE! GC DOESN'T NEED A DVD PLAYER! DVD PLAYERS SUCK ANYWAYS! WHO CARES ABOUT ONLINE? I DON'T! IF YOU DON'T LIKE NINTENDO, YOU'RE A STUPID FACE!!!
This is all we see when Nintendo fanboys decide to type.
This is all we see when Nintendo fanboys decide to type.