baby mushroom
a term used to describe a very small penis.
"Did you see how small that guy's weiner was?"
"Yeah man, he had a baby mushroom!"
"Yeah man, he had a baby mushroom!"
mushroom baby
A child conceived through the act of intercourse, while engaged in a magical psilocybin adventure.
My gilt and I lost our egos together and did the heroes journey, 9 months later we had a mushroom baby.