Nisbit
A metaphorically inbred person, borish in nature with no sense of etiquette or sofisticated input towards conversation
Dougie!? You bloody nisbit! ; Dougie's a bit of a nisbit on the drink isn't he? ; Dougie smells like a nisbit ; Jesus Christ Dougie, stop being a nisbit and pour our bloody drinks! ; Dougie!?? Where's our drinks you bloody nisbit