Nissan Sentra

You're not quite sure why you got this car. It's tiny, it has moderately decent mpg, and it's first gear is impressive, but besides that, you could do better. It serves its purpose moderately well, by getting you to work or serving as your pizza delivery vessel. For those with a hint of balldrop, there is a 2.5l turbo version, but even then, meh. It serves its purpose. Barely.

Piece of shit car that only people with a Long John Silver's Addiction drive. They also have a credit score so deplorable that even the most scummy loan shark will not give them a cent.