Baby Ruth Bater Ginsburg
When you poop into a baseball bat mold and freeze it. Then, use it to beat women.
Wife: "Hey babe, I just got back from the store, but I forgot to get you your foot cream."
Me: "That's okay babe, just let me go to the freezer real quick..." *grabs Baby Ruth Bater Ginsburg*
Me: "That's okay babe, just let me go to the freezer real quick..." *grabs Baby Ruth Bater Ginsburg*