Nivica
If you've never met a Nivica, you're missing out, hottest person in existence, and the greatest friend you could ever ask for. He's got a monstrously huge cock, is biggest chad in history, an absolute sigma male, and unstoppable cloutlord. Nivica is the luckiest person on the planet, with luck higher than anyone could possibly imagine. He's a god among humans and can make any woman's panties drop without hesitation.
"Wish I was as much of a chad as Nivica is!"