nmj
Abbreviation for "Not My Job", commonly used in the work place in response to tasks not related or relevant, or when one cannot be bothered. It often evolves to a double repetition - "NMJ NMJ" which rolls elegantly off the tongue.
Your Manager: Hey I want you to summarise a report for client rollout.
You: NMJ NMJ!
You: NMJ NMJ!
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