NMP
Not my problem. Used in a really, derogatory, off hand way. Used to show that you really don't care. Almost a "I told you so" phrase.
You better go clean that shit up, it's NMP
I tried to tell you she was a ho, NMP.
NMP, you go find the money to pay the shark
I tried to tell you she was a ho, NMP.
NMP, you go find the money to pay the shark
NMP
NotMyProblem
When someone comes up with stupid arguments proofing their problem is valid.
When someone comes up with stupid arguments proofing their problem is valid.
"a problem is presented."
- NMP
- What's that?
- Not My Problem. As in, I really don't care, nothing you say or do can truly hurt me. And I don't like you, I barely tolerate you.
- NMP
- What's that?
- Not My Problem. As in, I really don't care, nothing you say or do can truly hurt me. And I don't like you, I barely tolerate you.
NMP
Acronym for 'not my problem'. Typically used in situations where sympathy would be expected.
From the Monk T.V. episode 'Mr Monk Gets Fired'
Commissioner Brooks:
I don't care. The man is toast. He'll never work for this department, with this department or in this department again! And I'm pulling his private liscense!
Captain Stottlemeyer:
No you can't do that.
Commissioner Brooks:
It's all ready done!
Captain Stottlemeyer:
Commissioner Brooks, Police work, detection, that's all Monk knows. If you do that it will kill him.
Commissioner Brooks:
That's NMP! Not. My. Problem.
Commissioner Brooks:
I don't care. The man is toast. He'll never work for this department, with this department or in this department again! And I'm pulling his private liscense!
Captain Stottlemeyer:
No you can't do that.
Commissioner Brooks:
It's all ready done!
Captain Stottlemeyer:
Commissioner Brooks, Police work, detection, that's all Monk knows. If you do that it will kill him.
Commissioner Brooks:
That's NMP! Not. My. Problem.
NMP
not my president ...
george w bush is NMP!
NMP
Neo-Morality Police, the opposite of "SJWs".
A growing community of online reactionaries who dismiss any attempts to be progressive or egalitarian movement through pejorative terms.
A growing community of online reactionaries who dismiss any attempts to be progressive or egalitarian movement through pejorative terms.
NMP: anybody who uses the word bigot/sexist/racist must be a tumblrite/SJW
NMP
the meaning of NMP is. No More Pain, it means all the pain of the world is gone.
and you say towards a person beloved while he is doing something good in our lives
it goes deeper then that, but that needs to be your own selfbelive to feel that realisation
and you say towards a person beloved while he is doing something good in our lives
it goes deeper then that, but that needs to be your own selfbelive to feel that realisation
''my friend is gone without any reasonmp''
"praise the lord nmp some more"
''She acting like a industry ho' cuz she aint got talent. nmp''
"praise the lord nmp some more"
''She acting like a industry ho' cuz she aint got talent. nmp''
nmp
An acronym used in text messaging or social networking. It stands for not my problem.
John- "My car broke down."
Eric- "Nmp."
Eric- "Nmp."