NMR'd
Enamored (i.e., crushing on someone). Meaning derived from the sound made when pronouncing each letter: NMR'd = "En Em Ar'd" = Enamored.
Roommate #1: "Her Facebook status says, 'Janet is NMR'd.' What does that mean?"
Roommate #2: "That she wants it up the ass."
Roommate #2: "That she wants it up the ass."