Nobel Pee Pee Prize
The most prestigious prize you can ever wish for. Contestants have their pp measured and the winner is considered person of the century.
Person: Will you be my girlfriend?
Person 2: No wtf
Person: I won the Nobel Pee Pee Prize
Person 2: Marry me
Person 2: No wtf
Person: I won the Nobel Pee Pee Prize
Person 2: Marry me