class before ass
when one prioritizes his school work before his relationship or sex life
Noa- hey shmerez, you want to, get out of here, maybe fool around a bit? I know it has been tough lately but i can help you relieve some of that stress
Shmerez- I have got to finish this AP English paper before tomorrow. i cannot afford to use up this time
Noa- come on! We can make it a quickie, maybe i will throw in something special..
Shmerez- man, as tempting as all of that sounds, i have got to stay focussed noa. As i always say, "Class before ass."
Shmerez- I have got to finish this AP English paper before tomorrow. i cannot afford to use up this time
Noa- come on! We can make it a quickie, maybe i will throw in something special..
Shmerez- man, as tempting as all of that sounds, i have got to stay focussed noa. As i always say, "Class before ass."
Ur class eats ass
The most devastating phrase in the history of mankind. A reference to "class", the fifth taxonomic rank.
Me: Ur mom gay
You: Ur dad lesbian
Me: Ur granny tranny
You: Ur sister a mister
Me: Ur grandpap a trap
You: Ur genus sucks penis
Me: Ur class eats ass
You: Ur dad lesbian
Me: Ur granny tranny
You: Ur sister a mister
Me: Ur grandpap a trap
You: Ur genus sucks penis
Me: Ur class eats ass
class ass
Someone who has the ability to act out in public and get everyone's attention only doing it unintentionally.
Your sister at the mall the other day was a real class ass she kept demanding you buy her a pair of shoes even though they didn't fit even to the point of yelling at everyone at the store. But technically it's a part of her condition
first class ass
a scooter riding son-of-a-gun who thinks he's all priviledged and shit. talkin' politics and buggin' the shit out of everyone he comes into contact with.
that first class ass just pulled out his pecker and said "hey look, george bush is running for a third term.....c'mon give him a smack."
class ass-clown
someone in a class who yells out what he/she thinks is humorous, only to be found as not comical at all. Usally found in the back of the class.
Josh is a total class ass-clown. He repeated his supposed punchile three times. All three times, no one even laughed, when can he take a hint?
first class ass
-The asshole of all assholes.
-An asshole who is more of an asshole than any other asshole you've ever met.
-An asshole who is more of an asshole than any other asshole you've ever met.
Greg: Hah! Remember that girl you were trying to ask out for the longest time? I fucked her last night.
Fred: Fuck you Greg! You're a first class ass, you know that!?
Fred: Fuck you Greg! You're a first class ass, you know that!?
Cut class to get ass
When you skip class for some ass....pretty self explanatory.
Eg. (Cut class to get ass)
DeMarcus: Look it's Myles he's skipping again
TJ: That boy Myles always cuts class for some ass, i bet he's goin to "see" Mrs.Rain
DeMarcus: You mean the hot MILF Mrs. Ra-- Oh shit he's comin our way
TJ: YEAAAAHH that one...... MY NIGGA *proceeds to dap Myles up*
DeMarcus: Look it's Myles he's skipping again
TJ: That boy Myles always cuts class for some ass, i bet he's goin to "see" Mrs.Rain
DeMarcus: You mean the hot MILF Mrs. Ra-- Oh shit he's comin our way
TJ: YEAAAAHH that one...... MY NIGGA *proceeds to dap Myles up*