noddy holder
Someone that constantly, incessantly holds their penis.
Johns a bloody noddy holder.
Noddy Holder's sideburns
An unkempt, overgrown feral ginger minge, when approached from behind. Advise you take a machete. From the flamboyant side whiskers of singer from 70s band Slade.
"...worse than Noddy Holder's sideburns..."
A man promised a Brazilian invades a rainforest.
A man promised a Brazilian invades a rainforest.