No dump
A more casual variation to "No shit!" or "no way". Can be used in place of the latter.
Guy A: Wheres the bathroom? I gotta take a shit.
Guy B: Oh it's out of order, Miguel fucked it up yesterday.
Guy A: No dump? Man I really gotta go.
Guy B: Oh it's out of order, Miguel fucked it up yesterday.
Guy A: No dump? Man I really gotta go.
Dump and Dump
When you short a stock, then get up and take a massive dump, only to come back to see that the stock has gone down a lot (dumped)... so you make a lot of monies.
Tom decided to short AAPL, then felt a little queasy from his Chicken Tikka Masala lunch, so he took a massive poo. AAPL's stock price decided to take a dump simultaneously. Now that is what I call a good ol fashioned Dump and Dump
Dump
taking a shit
"im gonna go take a dump"
dumped
where one partner ends the relationship when the other still wanted to stay together.
mike dumped me last night, im gutted
no dumping
A common sign that means, contrary to popular belief, that it is illegal to drop off trash in the specified location. This trash may or may not include human fecal matter. This sign will never cease to amuse high school kids.
Joey: "Hey, guess what guys? Check it out! I just put up a "No Dumping" sign above the shitter in the boys' room!"
Marty: "HAHAHA!!! All right! Awesome joke! You da man!"
Kenny: "Yeah dude, that's totally rad!"
Marty: "HAHAHA!!! All right! Awesome joke! You da man!"
Kenny: "Yeah dude, that's totally rad!"
The dump and dump
As in "take a dump, then dump it on your mom"
A pro strat to avoid that situation where you go take a dump, and when you come out people look at you like "I know you just pooped". Take a dump in your pants and give it to your mom to wash, and when shes like "WTF? POOP?!??!?!" Just be like "Woah! How'd that get there?" and walk away. Problem. Solved.
A pro strat to avoid that situation where you go take a dump, and when you come out people look at you like "I know you just pooped". Take a dump in your pants and give it to your mom to wash, and when shes like "WTF? POOP?!??!?!" Just be like "Woah! How'd that get there?" and walk away. Problem. Solved.
Dude, the other day I just got fed up with people giving me that "I know you just pooped" look, so I dumped in my pants, then dumped it on my mom. The dump and dump
dump
to shit; or the actual shit
Wow Kate...I just took a huge dump in your toilet. It might explode.