No Elton

No Elton is another way for saying "No homo." This is usually only used around people who actually know who Elton John is. For those of you who don't, he's a gay pianist and singer. Hence why "Elton" is in the place of "homo."

A saying synonymous with no homo used by homophobes & closed minded teens. Seriously, is there a need to declare how hetero you are? Do gay people say "no hetero" or "no Obama" or whoever the fuck is hetero, just because closed minded people assume they're str8? No. So grow up kiddies :)

An intellectually gifted person, who is extremely kind, loving and caring. He seems to always be in the right place at the right time. He always seem to focus on self-improvement and is always getting more good looking and smarter. He also had a dark side which very few have experienced, but when you see it all hell breaks loose.

A super smart awesome genius. And no, Elton isn't synonymous with gay. No.

A strong man, who's genuine and charming. He doesn't break hearts. He's a really good kisser. It's scientifically proven, men named Elton are compatible with women with names beginning with the letter K. Elton is loud, cheerful and noisy but he'll make the whole world laugh. He's romantic and unpredictable. He can be confusing sometimes but believe his word. Eltons are not the type to let you down.

An intellectually gifted, talented, and skillful person, who is extremely kind, caring, and talented. He's not very tall but sure as hell low-key funny and has a great smile. He's strong and very well builted. He always seem to focus on self-improvement and is always getting more good looking and smarter. He also had a dark side which very few have experienced, but when you see it all hell breaks loose.

A man who is very tall with a huge dick