no eyes on glass

No eyes on glass is a network monitoring term widely used in the operations world. It's origin is believed to have come out of one of the AT&T centers. Essentially, it means techs do not have to monitor crap. They can just be lazy and wait for a ticketing system to do all the work for them. But it really doesn't make any sense, because even though you aren't looking at the monitoring glass, you have to look at the ticketing glass.

the act of others being able to see themselves or a part of their identity in another person at that person's will, characteristic of abused individuals, and done as a method for protecting oneself.

It is when a particular software application or a hardware system requires continuous monitoring. Technicians take breaks and closely monitor traffic, tickets from field and possibly complicated consoles full of graphs and charts. Mostly done on a mission critical application or when a major event is happening on a otherwise unimportant application.

Also look at no eyes on glass for stopping monitoring of a critical application.

Often worn by cranky librarians and people with no sense of style.



Wearing cat's eye glasses is considered one of the fastest ways to become a loser.

Making fun of people with cat's eye glasses is one of the easiest ways to get a cheap laugh.

When you jizz in someone's eye so much that it forms a thick layer of glass and becomes the subjects glasses