No-Fart Bar
When you cannot fart, like on a date or in public, usually makes your stomach ache and make noises...
The no-fart bar was on last night during my first date with Stacey, my stomach hurt and I farted for a fort night when I got home.
Fart Bar
A granola bar, Power Bar, Clif bar or any other kind of snack or meal replacement bar that gives you gas shortly after you eat it.
Todd: On a lighter note...
Scott: No, I'm having homolunch. Fuck.
Todd: Fart bar and a V8?
Scott: Yup.
Scott: No, I'm having homolunch. Fuck.
Todd: Fart bar and a V8?
Scott: Yup.