Nofuckinvember
The month of November, but enhanced with the sheer chaotic glory caused by the Return of the Jamesernaut. Prophesied to return in the year 2010 from the sandy unwiped ass crack of the world, chance, luck, or whatever god you believe in has allowed for this momentous occasion to land in the year 2009. There will be no mercy.
"Dude! I'm getting outta this hole in November! Nofuckinvember baby!! FUCK CAMEL SPIDERS!! WHOOO!!!"