No incher

Someone without a dick or a woman

Someone with a tiny dick, around about 1 inch long.

A really tiny cock

The normal size for a normal man and there is absolutely nothing wrong with this specific size.

#4 Incher

A dick that will please a girl even when she is mad at you

Having a penis that measures two inches

Girls are usually turned off after hearing such news.

The name for people on the Internet who claim to have a 9 inch long dick, although all they are looking for is cyber sex and nude pictures. When women ask for their nudes in return, the will most likely say "brb I'll take some" but are actually google searching the following-
"my dick"
"jacking off"
"big cock"

Please note:
Most 9 inchers tend to claim they are between 14-20 years of age.
Studies show 75% are actually over the age of 35.