no issue no tissue

Not sure how this has no definition yet and generally isn't a more common used figure of speech, because it works in multiple ways.
So, basically

1: If you don't spill anything on the floor, you're not going to have to clean it up
"Can I trust you to work alone for a bit?"
"Yeah bruh, no issues, no tissues"
2: If there's no problems, then you don't need anything to wipe the tears out of your face

"I'm fine"
"You been crying, no issues no tissues sis"
3:

A way to respond to someone inquiring requests from you that you currently don't have any
"Dude, should I get you anything from da store?"
"No issues, no tissues homeboy"

4:
When someone expects one of your experiences to have been way more intense than they really were

"Fell down de stairs"
"Ahh shit musta sucked homie"
"Nah brotha, no issues, tissues"

A retarded person who is uncomfortable around complicated surroundings.

The same old shit occurring from the same old shitty people!

People who love telling you all thier problems. Drama queens and kings. People to avoid. Energy drainers. P

People who love telling you all thier problems. Drama queens and kings. People to avoid. Energy suckers.

People who love telling you all thier problems. Drama queens and kings. People to avoid. Energy drainers. P

CODE NAME FOR SANITARY NAPKINS