No Job Week
Blow Job Week: in the dating phase - the week where your girl sucks you off a solid 5 outta 7 days because she's got her period. She'll suck you off like there's no tomorrow because she loves taking care of her man.
A Blow Job for the Week: in the
engaged/honeymoon phase - you're in too deep to bounce so you now settle for a single blow job during her period week because she button-hooked the shit out if you and your dumbass fell for it hook, sink and liner.
No Job Week is a married man experience. You are married. You are accustomed to masturbating quite frequently. Don't be fooled, No Job Week is no different. During your wife's period week, she'll find every and any excuse not to go near you because you fell for it like a dumb mofo.
A Blow Job for the Week: in the
engaged/honeymoon phase - you're in too deep to bounce so you now settle for a single blow job during her period week because she button-hooked the shit out if you and your dumbass fell for it hook, sink and liner.
No Job Week is a married man experience. You are married. You are accustomed to masturbating quite frequently. Don't be fooled, No Job Week is no different. During your wife's period week, she'll find every and any excuse not to go near you because you fell for it like a dumb mofo.
Shit! My wife started her period today. Looks like No Job Week has arrived. FML.
Blow Job Week
The week often referred to by women as "that time of the month."
This week is dedicated to replace sex with blow jobs for the duration of a woman's period. Women who abide by this week are keepers ;)
This week is dedicated to replace sex with blow jobs for the duration of a woman's period. Women who abide by this week are keepers ;)
Man "Hey babe, lets have sex"
Woman "Sorry but it is Blow Job Week."
Man "You are truly the best, I Love You."
Woman "Sorry but it is Blow Job Week."
Man "You are truly the best, I Love You."
Blow Job Week
When in a relationship and the female has his her time of the month, most sexually oriented activities are put on hold. With an exception to a few, one being the good and faithful BJ.
Girl 1: Ahh it's Blow Job Week in a few days.
Girl 2: Tell me about it, I had mine last week and ended up having blisters on my tongue.
Girl 2: Tell me about it, I had mine last week and ended up having blisters on my tongue.
national blow job week
the time of the month when a woman is menstruating.
Darling, I have good news and I have bad news. The bad news is that we can't have sex. The good news is that at least it is National Blow Job Week.
get a job week
Get a job week is a week between January 1st and January 7th and it means that you need to get a job if not, you might get laughed at
Person 1:Hey! Did you finish get a job week? There's one day left!
Person 2:I'm going to get interviewed today
Person 2:I'm going to get interviewed today