No-Laffy Taffy

The kind of poo that has a taffy-like consistency. It takes gernerous amounts of time, energy, and willpower to release this stretchy, elongated, demon-of-a-shit, which usually results in serious injury, possibly death. The bearer of the poo will never be laughing before, during, or after said poop, hence the name the No-Laffy Taffy.

Dude - "Bro, last night, I crapped out some No-Laffy Taffy."

Bro - "Sorry to hear that dude. You must have had a bad night after that, man, shit."

Dude - "Yeah man. I wasn't laughing. At all..."

laffy taffy

(n)This is a slang term for the female genitalia-- more specifically, the labia minora-- so termed for it's resemblance to stretched (pink) laffy taffy. Therefore, the term may also carry with it connotation of excessive sexual intercourse which can result in a stretched or elongated labia minora.

That ho had so much sex, when she spreads her legs, Willy Wonka himself would envy her Laffy Taffy.

laffy taffy

Another name for "roast beef" which is when a girl's labia minor/majora are stretched out and tend to look like laffy taffy when it is sucked on and stretched out even more.

This can be seen in any porn flick and is definitely not an allusion to a girls posterior. A nice badunkadunk does not look anything like laffy taffy and laffy taffy stretched out looks similar to a well used labia also both are eaten the same way.

laffy taffy

This is the really dirty version....
It is extra skin that hangs down past the vaginal lips.

"Shake that Laffy Taffy"

Laffy Taffy

An addictively delicious taffy made by the Willy Wonka Candy Factory. It is distributed by Nestle USA, Inc. Contains jokes on every wrapper.

How many sides does a circle have?

Two, inside and outside.

laffy taffy

Slang for the females lips of the vagina. Also a candy made by the Nestle company. They have a joke on every wrapper

Girl shake that laffy taffy

I had banana flavored laffy taffy at Jimmy's birthday party

laffy taffy

Vagina, its the true definition from the song you non gehtto dumbasses

girl, shake that laffy taffy, that laffy taffy girl

俚语	no-laffy taffy
释义	No-Laffy Taffy The kind of poo that has a taffy-like consistency. It takes gernerous amounts of time, energy, and willpower to release this stretchy, elongated, demon-of-a-shit, which usually results in serious injury, possibly death. The bearer of the poo will never be laughing before, during, or after said poop, hence the name the No-Laffy Taffy. Dude - "Bro, last night, I crapped out some No-Laffy Taffy." Bro - "Sorry to hear that dude. You must have had a bad night after that, man, shit." Dude - "Yeah man. I wasn't laughing. At all..." laffy taffy (n)This is a slang term for the female genitalia-- more specifically, the labia minora-- so termed for it's resemblance to stretched (pink) laffy taffy. Therefore, the term may also carry with it connotation of excessive sexual intercourse which can result in a stretched or elongated labia minora. That ho had so much sex, when she spreads her legs, Willy Wonka himself would envy her Laffy Taffy. laffy taffy Another name for "roast beef" which is when a girl's labia minor/majora are stretched out and tend to look like laffy taffy when it is sucked on and stretched out even more. This can be seen in any porn flick and is definitely not an allusion to a girls posterior. A nice badunkadunk does not look anything like laffy taffy and laffy taffy stretched out looks similar to a well used labia also both are eaten the same way. laffy taffy This is the really dirty version.... It is extra skin that hangs down past the vaginal lips. "Shake that Laffy Taffy" Laffy Taffy An addictively delicious taffy made by the Willy Wonka Candy Factory. It is distributed by Nestle USA, Inc. Contains jokes on every wrapper. How many sides does a circle have? Two, inside and outside. laffy taffy Slang for the females lips of the vagina. Also a candy made by the Nestle company. They have a joke on every wrapper Girl shake that laffy taffy I had banana flavored laffy taffy at Jimmy's birthday party laffy taffy Vagina, its the true definition from the song you non gehtto dumbasses girl, shake that laffy taffy, that laffy taffy girl
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