Nomnipresent
Adjective used to describe someone who exists wherever food is.
A: I swear I've seen that guy in every McDonald's I've been in.
B: He must be nomnipresent.
B: He must be nomnipresent.
Nomnipresent
Someone so fat, they're everywhere at once.
John's put on so much weight, he's become nomnipresent
Om-Nomnipresent
Wherever food is, you are there.
I was about to go to town on this big ass plate of nachos, and Steve showed up. I swear he's Om-Nomnipresent.